Being in love with the most sought-after heartthrob of your college is bad enough. But yearning for him when youre gloomy, scrawny and gay is even worse. What else is there to do but to resign yourself to daydreams and masturbation? But what if luck was on your side for once and your crush showed up in your room, nearly naked and dead drunk? ***Note:** Chapter numbers are different in printed edition and electronical serialization.* —